Fashion Tips To Get You Laid #3 - Ms. Fitz Exclusive from Obnoxious Owl

Tammy Croucher writes a sexxy, smutty and hi-larious blog, where she dishes advice for ladies and gentlemen to keep in mind when getting laid, trying to get laid, or thinking about getting laid. I asked her put together some fashion related tips especially for you, my lovely readers, to help us out when knockin' boots.
Enjoy!



IF YOU REALLY HAVE TO SEND NUDE SHOTS THEN DO IT WELL - 
 Just a mid-drift top, no bra and the only thing covering up your 'money box' should be your hand. Don't forget the shoes! Killer heels or fresh sneakers...depends on the guy who is lucky enough to receive such a message. But please ladies, trust is a big issue here. If you can't contain yourself and want to send one of these to someone who is not your boyfriend or someone you haven't known for very long then no face shots and no tattoo's. Otherwise this could bite you in the ass...and not in a good way.

SHAVE YOUR LEGS -
Seriously. Girls who only shave their legs when they have a boyfriend are lame.  I mean, I know this is 'fashion tips to get you laid' but if you aren't in a position to even want to 'lay yourself' then it is a sad state of affairs. Make the effort sugar.

BE SEXY WITHOUT BEING OBVIOUS - 
I always say this 'cause it's true. Obvious slogan Tee's that say 'sexi' instead of 'pepsi' are cheesy. I mean, you will get attention for sure...but not the kind worth telling anyone about.

IS HE INTO SPORT? - 
(No, not that kind of sports, get your mind out of the dunny!) Wear his favorite teams jersey with no underwear, a freshly waxed va jay jay and a smile. Boys are visual...so you wearing a sports jumper with a nipple stand is going to blow him away.  In fact, wearing one of his tshirts to bed or around the house, acting all coy,  is an instant cock hardener. They are easy to please these fella's. 

YOU NEED TIGHT PANTS - 
Always always ALWAYS lean over the table with your bum in the air and arch your back when you are reading or doing something. Like I said, they are not hard to please these men of ours.  Hard being the key word here.

Love, Owl x