Fashion Tips To Get You Laid #4 - Ms. Fitz Exclusive from Obnoxious Owl

Tammy Croucher (see her blue titays below) writes a sexxy, smutty and hi-larious blog, where she dishes advice for ladies and gentlemen to keep in mind when getting laid, trying to get laid, or thinking about getting laid. I asked her put together some fashion related tips especially for you, my lovely readers, to help us out when knockin' boots.
Enjoy!

GROOMING 
Nails, hair, waxing and drinking enough water so your skin looks peachy. You know the drill. A thousand dollar dress and fuck me heels can't hide hang nails, hair greasy enough to fry eggs on and breath that done did give folk a heart attack. No matter how tasty the cake is, people judge it by the icing.

NOT SO MUCH A FASHION TIP, BUT INVOLVES YOUR KNICKERS 
I'll just say it... don't take off your underwear and just push it to the side....if you know what I mean. You don't? Best ask somebody to explain it to you.

THE SECRET TO BOTH SEX AND FASHION IS CONFIDENCE
I get a new burst of confidence when I have my hair done, buy something completely inappropriate or update my make up.
Have you noticed, that you can put on your super hot outfit and do your make up exactly the same as before, except this time you feel like a dropped pie?  It's 'cause we get bored and uninspired. Keep shit fresh, try new things, cut some bangs, paint your nails, get your va jay jay waxed. A change is as good as an orgasm, and you'll feel better for it.

GO SEXY SHOPPING TOGETHER
This little tip is in every single Cosmo magazine for a reason...but unlike most of their other shitty tips, this one works! Lingerie shopping is an obvious winner, duh. (And they totally encourage this at Department stores, they even put a chair in the change room for you to do a lappy!) and ... come on girls, you know what to do. Get undressed slowly, arch your back, and wriggle out of your skirt. MAKE SURE YOU ARE WEARING NICE KNICKERS!

I'LL TELL YOU A LITTLE SECRET YEAH
Looking innocent but acting like a dirty girl is a mans kryptonite. Get into bed wearing virginal white, grab his hand, and show him where your clit is. Those loose white vintage night gowns work best for such an occasion.


Love, Owl
xxx